About Men

• Never do housework. No man ever made love to a womyn because the house was spotless.
  



• - Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
  



• - Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
  



• - What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
  



• - So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
  



• - If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.
  



• - Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.
  



• - Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone.
  



• - Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
  



• - A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
  



• - Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
  



• - Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some womyn miserable.
  



• - wimmin don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
  



• - The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
  



• - Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  



• - If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.
  



• - The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
  



• - If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
  



• - A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'oh alright, I'll stay the night".
  



• - wimmin sleep with men, who if they were wimmin, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.
  



• - Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
  



• - Sadly, all men are created equal.
  



• - When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar".
  



• - The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of a 'former boyfriend".
  



• - There are two significant influences in a man's life and they are both his mother.
  



• - There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men; -strong, caring, loving....
  They'd be wrong - but you could still use them.