| Next mood swing: 6 minutes. | I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. |
| I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. | Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares? |
| Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. | You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. |
| Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. | I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time. |
| Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? | Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time. |
| Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later. | Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. |