Smart Remarks

Next mood swing: 6 minutes. I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.