What Men Know....
Whilst it was REAL tempting to leave this page blank....I thought I better give 'em credit for SOMETHING!!!
| Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked womyn. |
| Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house...FAST!! |
| Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: his, hers, and the truth. |
| Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them. |
| Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win. |
| Men know that if she looks like your mother, run. |
| Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game |
| Men know that a womyn will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage. |
| Men also know that the womyn will get pissed off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them. |
| Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed. |
| Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted. |
| Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know how to cook them. |
| Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself. |
| Men know that men are from here, and wimmin are from way the hell over there. |